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What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?

Santa: Very long!

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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.

The shop owner gave him the flag.

Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

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Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000..

Santa: I think I'll take the money.

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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books, when the teacher erases the board.

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: No, you'll die because haven't you heard train is coming on platform?

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?"

A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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What's Ford?

Santa: Gaadi.

What's Oxford?

Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever

- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?

O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"

Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash.