Some Laws....Newton 4got !
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left
will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for
work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you
know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from
the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.